Saepe refer tecum sceleratae facta puellae : (TI

Et pone ante oculos omnia damna tuos. (T, 300)

6. Illud et illud habet : nec ea contenta rapina est : (I, 301) 7. Sic mihi juravit : sie me jurata fefellit : (I, 303) 8. Diligit ipsa alios : a me fastidit amari : (I, 305)

Cooling Carde

De Remedio Amoris

O TI woulde in repeating their vices thou couldest be as eloquenti, as in remembring them thou oughtest to be penitent : be she neuer so comely call hir counterfaite, be she neuer so strayght thinke hir crooked. And wreste all partes of hir bodye to the worste be she neuer so worthye 2. If she be well sette, then call hir a Bosse, if slender, a Hasill twigge, if Nutbrowne, as blacke as a coale, if well couloured, a paynted wall, if she be pleasaunt, then is she a wanton, if sullemne, a clowne, if honeste, then is she coye, if impudent, a harlotte 3.

Searche euery vayne and sinew of their disposition, if she haue no sighte in deskante, desire hir to chaunte it, if no cunning to daunce request hir to trippe it, if no skill in Musicke, profer hir the Lute, if an 1ll gate, then walke with hir, if rude in speach, talke with hir, if she be gagge toothed, tell hir some merry ieste to make hir laughe, if pinke eyed, some dolefull Historye, to cause hir weepe 4, in the one hir grinning will shewe hir deformed, in the other hir whininge, like a Pigge halfe rosted.

1. Atque vtinam posses etiam facundus in illis (I, 309) Esse :